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Hello and welcome to my world, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. I'll be your host for as long as you want this fresh pow to be boarded. My name is Matt, I'm 17, and I live in the one and only Vancouver, B.C.. I'm part celtic(Ireland and Scotland), part viking(Norway), and part tea drinking(England). I created this site because my brother told me it would be free, which turned out to be a bunch of bull. Anyway hopefully it will turn out to be one of the coolest sites out there. Of course though it probably won't knowing that this is my first ever web site and I have no fu*king clue what I'm doing. Enjoy my crappy work | ||||||||||||||||
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O.k., sorry to say since I'm just starting, and I don't have any contents yet, but don't worry, I will soon. So instead to keep you busy for a few seconds, I'll tell you a joke: Why do elephants paint their balls red? To hide in cherry trees. ha ha, o.k. What's the loudest sound in a jungle? A giraffe bitting the cherries off a cherry tree! |
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Since I have virtually no contents whatsoever besides the pathetic-ass pictures this web-builder gives me, I believe I should state some of my interests. That way you will have some bleek idea of the kinds of things you could expect to see in my site later in the future. I am a skater, I love sports, especially football, and soccer. I like all kinds of music, but my most cherrished would have to be punk(espe-cially Offspring's old stuff eg. Smash). I'm open to gays, bis, transvestites, herms, etc., though I'm straight. I always say what I want when I want and ditest people who are strict political correctors. I guess that's about the best short summary I could give in the limited space provided. Oh ya!, I always like meeting new people, so why don't you write me an e-mail. I promise I'll write you back(unless, of course, if you're a bastard). Love Me. | ||||||||||||||||
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